i don’t even know why i love twizzlers so much they’re like flavored rubber but they’re still so good

(via livintheyounglife)

  • one third of me: I want a relationship so much, relationships are so cute
  • one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol
  • one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves


after a brief commercial break from our sponsors we will discuss

is this a rock or a piece of stale bread

(via thathilariousasian)