neopiacentral:

i don’t even know why i love twizzlers so much they’re like flavored rubber but they’re still so good

(via livintheyounglife)

• one third of me: I want a relationship so much, relationships are so cute
• one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol
• one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves

314eater:

after a brief commercial break from our sponsors we will discuss

is this a rock or a piece of stale bread

(via thathilariousasian)